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Of Donkeys, Gods, and Space Pirates
Donkeys. Pirates. Pizza. Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey. Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation. Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of livestock? And what's with the wisecracking donkey? When a galactic animal contest promises a fortune, the talking donkey starts to look like a potential winner—if only he can lay off the pizza. Buy or BURRO this wonderful series today and see why readers can’t wait to get more Starship Ass! ★★★★★ 'Sweet, adorable, emotive, hilarious, action-packed!' ★★★★★ ’Loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe...fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.’ ★★★★★ ’Why would you not want to read the adventures of a Star Trek-loving symbiont slash donkey duo, and his pirate crew?’
Rebuild
Solo mode is no longer an option. Billy doesn’t need friends, especially when playing The Realm Online. So long as he wields the legendary artifact weapon Banhammer, he has little need of parties. After his character is deleted for terms of service violations, he’s determined to rebuild his character in all its glory. Without help, of course…because parties are lame AF. But when an angry god nerfs his new character with a curse, he’ll have little choice but to accept help from a druid misfit and a Fool’s priest. When the mayor of a newbie town is murdered, Billy will be forced to choose: party up with the others on a unique, high stakes adventure, or risk sucking forever.
Of Sporks, Overlords, and Moon Worms
From Daring Prison Breaks to Galaxy-Expanding Science Fiction Do you like funny, fast-paced space opera featuring space pirates, surly artificial intelligences, dashing rogues, alien artifacts, and deadly surprises? You’ll love these three stories from the Starship Ass universe: * Escape From Aresh Five: A daring prison break to liberate the notorious pirate, Redbeard. A spork is the key. * The Overlord of Kepler-186f: The AI's mission? Terraform this rock into a habitable planet for humanity (and hope those morons never arrive). * Moon of Ontera: "Space raptors, my ass!" A dashing rogue is tasked with stealing artifacts of an ancient alien race. If only they ever existed. This collection can be enjoyed at any time. Read these stories before, after, or even while you’re enjoying Books One-thru-Three of the Starship Ass trilogy—BUY your copy today!
Of Donkeys, Cogs, and Hot Bodies
For centuries, donkeys have been underrepresented in the space piracy trade. Harry's about to change that. But much like pirate Haven leader Tone E Robbins, he'll first need to confront a dark secret chapter from his past. Along the way, they'll be hunted by a Federation foe determined to wipe Haven out of existence, led by none other than the Beloved Leader himself, the Grand COG (that's short for Center-of-the-Galaxy). Will the United Federation of Mankind prevail? Or will Harry and his friends prove once and for all that there's a place in the galaxy for everyone? Are you ready for the stunning conclusion to the Starship Ass trilogy? Be sure to BUY or BORROW your copy today!
Of Donkeys, Dogs, and Rogue Bits
Harry may be ailing from his previous adventure, but he isn’t about to be left behind for his pirate friends’ most daring mission yet—to infiltrate the Federation naval flagship and prize away their secret weapon. Buy or BURRO today and continue the adventure in an expanding universe of possibility. (editor: And dogs. Don't forget the dogs.) ★★★★★ 'I haven't laughed this hard all year' ★★★★★ 'Starts out making me laugh and kept me laughing up to the end' ★★★★★ 'Hilarious Perfection'
The Healthy Writer
Do you suffer from physical pain relating to your writing life? Are you struggling with back pain, weight gain related to sedentary working, anxiety, depression, sleep problems, neck pain, eye strain, stress, loneliness, digestive issues, or Repetitive Strain Injury? These are the most common issues reported by writers and if you struggle with any of them, you are not alone. Writing is not a physically healthy job, but if you want a long-term writing career, then you need to look after your body. I've been through my own pain journey over the last six years. I used to get crippling migraines that sent me to a dark room, and back pain so bad that I couldn't sleep, as well as stress levels so ...
The Bad Day Book
Do you ever feel like life’s a joke and you’re the punchline? The Bad Day Book is for people looking for a solution to life’s many bad days; one that doesn’t include curling up in fetal position while crying, or pretending it never happened. You know the days we’re talking about. When your plans get ruined. You think you’re a superhero, and you’re not. Or you have to deal with… people — no explanation necessary. We all have them. And frankly, the number of healthy reactions available is quite limited. In this collection of real-life bad day experiences, you will find comfort knowing that you are not alone. And learn to laugh at life’s unexpected comedy. By the time you finish The Bad Day Book, you’ll understand that if your life is going to be a joke, you’re better off making it funny.
The Change Habit
Are you ready to start living in alignment with your wants and needs? This is the most compassionate and pragmatic self-help guide you'll ever read. You may not know it yet, but you and your inner child have just been gifted the opportunity of a lifetime. As a self-employed creative, I’m making a living creating and doing work I truly love. And as a certified coach, I’m helping award-winning filmmakers, best-selling authors, and other self-employed creatives to do the same. Twelve years ago, I wouldn’t have thought it was possible. In 2007, I was divorced, in debt, and stuck in a soul-sucking job. I felt alone, out of place, and a world apart from my hopes and dreams. With nothing else...
Escape from Aresh Five
A story of last chances and criminal inanity “I loved the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe…fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing.”—Cameron Coral, author of the ‘Brink’ sci-fi adventure series A Federation deserter. A ferocious cat alien. An android of limited intelligence. On the run and out of work, Federation Navy deserter Cass takes the first job she can get: to liberate the notorious pirate Redbeard from the prison on Aresh Five—which doubles as a tourist attraction for the rich and adventurous. Using a cover identity, Cass will have to infiltrate the prison with nothing but her wits, a master key disguised as a spork, and a furry, cat-like companion who’s pretty good in a fi...
Discrete
The Realm Online needs a hero. He'll have to grow up first. Billy's a friendless teen and child of divorce, but when he's playing The Realm Online? He's a legend. Not just a legend, but a god amongst men. Some say he's a no-skill hack, that he's nothing without the mysterious artifact weapon known across the lands as Banhammer. With a unique fighting style perfected over the course of beating the endgame content (twice), Bronan is above needing friends—or a guild, for that matter. Lily of House Hathur is another matter. She isn't merely a conniving you-know-what out to get him killed...IRL she's also his sister. When their parents split, so did she, and now he won't stop trying to ruin her...
