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Super Goofy Jokes
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens! If laughter is truly the best medicine, then children of all ages are about to get a whole lot healthier. That's because these hundreds of jokes--divided into Games & Groans, Animal Crackers, Crazy Celebrations and other wacky categories--are the goofiest, most hilarious ever collected, and sure to get kids chuckling. Why would Snow White make the best judge? Why, because she's the fairest of them all, silly! Amusing line drawings add to the fun.
No Cookies for Christmas
'¿¿No Cookies for Christmas'¿¿ is a charming, read-aloud story about a Christmas tradition that began long ago'¿¿in the shadowy ages before personal computers and the Internet were invented, before there were cell phones and video games. It was 1952, when Grandma and Grandpa sent a Christmas package to Joey, Denise and Peter. Its arrival in mid-December was the highlight of the grandchildren'¿¿s holiday. But in December 1952, it didn'¿¿t come! Now, it'¿¿s 2009, and Joey, Denise and Peter are all grown up. This is the story of Grandma'¿¿s Christmas package, as told by Denise to her own grandchildren, who always ask her to repeat the story about her childhood Christmas when there were '¿¿No Cookies for Christmas.'¿¿ If you enjoy family traditions and cooking with children, then this book is for you! Delicious cookie recipes are included.'¿¿It's entertaining, preserves a family tradition that might otherwise be lost, and is a gift that can't be found in any store'¿¿just like grandma's cookies.'¿¿'¿¿Jacqueline Horsfall, author of 15 children'¿¿s books, instructor for the Institute of Children's Literature and freelance editor.
Joke & Riddle Ballyhoo
Beastie bloopers, fiddle-de-riddles, creepy critters, tongue twisters, and so much more! Filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. What did the skeleton say to the doctor? "This will cost me an arm and a leg!" Give this riddle a try: I have many teeth but cant chew. What am I? (A comb.) How fast do happy bikers ride? Ten smiles per hour--and there are even more smiles than that in here.
Kids' Silliest Riddles
Riddles and knock-knock jokes.
Kids' Silliest Jokes
A collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks on such subjects as bath and bedtime, ghosts, animals, food, sports, and monsters.
Kids' Silliest Knock-knocks
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry rude of you not to answer the door. But everyone will want to answer when these delightfully silly, giggle-inducing knock-knocks come rapping. Begin the non-stop humor with this: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct says, "Quack! Quack!" And here's another that will have kids screaming with laughter: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana split. Banana split who? Banana split, so ice creamed! There are so many to choose from, children won't be able to pick just one favorite.
For the Love of Strangers
Philoxenia. When the police call using this code word, 16-year-old Darya knows she will be sheltering strangers. Nonhumans seek Darya's protection too, whispering from the depths of the forest in voices only she can hear. If she obeys the voices, she risks her adoptive mother's rage, the taunts of a surly island boy, and the wrath of her community. If she refuses the voices, a primeval species faces extermination.
Jumbo Alphabet Book
From the top-requested Stick Out Your Neck series, these beloved books feature reproducibles in Carson-Dellosa's classic art style along with a year's worth of the sound educational content teachers rely on. Plus, students will love the fun activities and stay engaged while practicing essential foundational skills!
Kids' Silliest Jokes
A collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks on such subjects as bath and bedtime, ghosts, animals, food, sports, and monsters.
Play Lightly on the Earth
Offers nature activities designed to teach children about plants, trees, wildlife, and outer space.
