Welcome to our book review site go-pdf.online!
You may have to Search all our reviewed books and magazines, click the sign up button below to create a free account.
Cat, Minus the Bag
The Declaration of Independence declares "all men are created equal."So, the women aren't equal?!Even though "all men are created equal," government gave itself the right to collect taxes from us, but forbade us from doing the same to it. Adios, "equality."Folks sue the government all the time, expecting justice, even though every court in the "country" is run by the government.You consider yourself an independent thinker, yet go to work simply because everybody else is doing it. Not only that, you spend the majority of your existence working, never asking who created work, why you feel the need to engage in it, if it's necessary, etc., etc., etc. Face it, this game's more rigged than World Trade Center Buildings 1, 2 and 7. Not only aren't we playing with a full deck, we've allowed the dealer to steal the cards.Take back reality, just this one hand, and shuffle yourself some truth. The cat ain't only outta the bag on this one, the bag's gone.
Hugh Mungus the Unlucky Troll
Hugh Mungus is really quite large. He's as big as a tree. So tall in fact, a full grown man only comes up to his knee. Despite being so gigantic, Hugh Mungus felt very small.On the inside he felt like he could do nothing right, nothing at all.
There's No E in Horny 3
When it comes to life, most people are more lost than a hooker's virginity. How does a man often mistaken for one of the Lollipop Kids in The Wizard of Oz have more sex than the entire cast of Debbie Does Dallas? To all you "ordinary" guys out there, this should offer a shining ray of hope. Wanna know what it takes to thrive in the adult arena? Read on.Barry Manilow will become the new lead singer for death metal icon Goatwhore before this publication sells a million copies.If you were alive when the original Die Hard was in theaters, you're old enough to read this book.
The Fuck Junky Tres
4:13 AM. Fear was a blender, and the fuck junky was being thrashed through its blades.Buzzed by Janet planes, holed up in a repulsive Vegas motel room, tfj couldn't sleep. Sin City was brutal. The sex had been worthy of The Guinness Book of World Records. Survival, in this urban sewer, was something else, entirely. The homeless oozed from every nook and cranny; so, too, did the excessively rich. The former realized they were unpaid extras from The Walking Dead; the latter had no clue.Depleted uranium, Peak Oil, and a manned mission to Mars. What do these topics have to do with desert debauchery? Who cares? Nobody reads these books, so the fuck junky belches forth whatever veracity he desires.Akin to the fact we're all downwinders, we can all be whistleblowers, as well. Each one of us is a prisoner on this remote, cosmic looney bin. Who better to tell the tale of incarceration than the incarcerates, themselves?
Destinations Across Paranormal America
Drunk and belligerent, journalist, ex-flair bartender and former porn actor, Hugh Mungus, traverses the highways of America in search of the unexplained.Armed with an endless supply of bourbon, Hugh hunts for the secret to immortality, tests out a gravity defying staircase, digs for interred aliens and quests to uncover a race of giant humans.If you've ever wondered where the purported haunted houses are, or how to reach the nearest UFO landing site, let Destinations Across Paranormal America help you get there.
National Theatre Connections 2011
This brilliant new collection of ten plays for young people will prove indispensable to schools, colleges and youth theatre groups. Specially commissioned by the National Theatre for the Connections Festival 2011 involving 200 schools and youth theatre groups across the UK and Ireland, each play is accompanied by production notes and exercises. The Pied Piper re-imagined, the aftermath of genocide in Rwanda, witches in seventeenth century Norfolk, a giant baby on the rampage, an extraordinary day in an ordinary school are just some of subjects covered in the thrilling and varied new plays created by talented writers for young actors to perform in National Theatre Connections 2011. The plays in this anthology offer a huge variety of stories and styles to ignite the imagination of young casts and creative teams. Themes are both teenage and universal - ambition, dashed hopes, fear and confidence, loyalty and betrayal. These new plays embrace a huge range for their inspiration: they plunder classics and imagine the future.
The Fornication Files
Porn: It's the most viewed subject on the Internet. Thus, almost everybody's watching it. After all, it can't be just one dude, in his basement, responsible for such a stat.While perusing the wanton waves of the Web, you've realized not all of these "prurient performers," in the videos you're drooling over, are pros. Hence, you've asked yourself: "How can I engage in what they're doing, and thus get laid like, well, porn stars?"The answers to the above question reside in this book, as well as the There's No "E" in Horny series. Allow Hugh Mungus - two decade veteran of the swing scene - to show you how to hook-up with one new woman, every other day, for the rest of your life.
The Fuck Junky
"Cheryl's a big fan of the large ones," hubby chimed in, sporting a T-shirt promulgating: "And on the eighth day, God created Walmart."I'd surmised Cheryl was the wife here, and the woman I was currently straddling nude."Does he have a name?" Cheryl queried, gazing up at my member."Myback.""M- Myback?"A stare more blank than the scoreboard for a Special Olympics football team sent to the Super Bowl."Would you like to massage Myback?"Even if she'd had less intent on touching me than a devoted couch potato did a free weight set, it was enough of an ice breaker to have kept the Titanic from sinking."It looks as though your hand is unemployed," I quipped.Again, less comprehension than Donald Tru...
Go to Helena Handbasket
On her latest case, wisecracking Private Investigator, Helena Handbasket, is faced with a lot of tough questions. Did Robin Banks have a hand in the theft of Evan Stubezzi's jewels? And if so, was the hand one of those packed in ice in the freezer box that was delivered to his brother, Owen? Is there a serial killer on the loose? Or are all those handless corpses with scarlet fish sewn into their chest cavities purely coincidental? What shoes should you wear for a meeting with a killer? Why does her next-door neighbour smell of cheese? Which of her true loves is her real true love? And, more importantly, is there anything in the fridge for dinner? Can our man-loving, cocktail-loving, food-loving, not-so-very-intrepid heroine answer these questions-any of them-without leaving a cliche unturned?"
Web Programming for Business
Web Programming for Business: PHP Object-Oriented Programming with Oracle focuses on fundamental PHP coding, giving students practical, enduring skills to solve data and technical problems in business. Using Oracle as the backend database, the book is version-neutral, teaching students code that will still work even with changes to PHP and Oracle. The code is clean, clearly explained and solutions-oriented, allowing students to understand how technologies such as XML, RSS or AJAX can be leveraged in business applications. The book is fully illustrated with examples, and includes chapters on: Database functionality Security programming Transformation programming to move data Powerpoint slides, applied exam questions, and the raw code for all examples are available on a companion website. This book offers an innovative approach that allows anyone with basic SQL and HTML skills to learn PHP object-oriented programming.
