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Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).
Reprint of the original, first published in 1881.
A lively, funny anthology of nonsense verse, including some new poems by Michael Rosen. Age 8+ 64 pages
The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
EDUCATIONAL: ENGLISH LITERATURE. This is a collection of the absurd, ridiculous, sublime and characteristically anarchic verse from the brilliant Spike Milligan. With his very own illustrations, this collection, which includes the famous On the Ning Nang Nong will make you laugh from the bottom of your belly - just like Spike did. Ages 9+.
In The Funny Side Wendy Cope, herself one of the funniest poets now writing in English, has collected 101 of the poems that have most amused her. Acknowledged classics of the genre are to be found alongside newer pieces, and the collection as a whole illustrates the great range to be found under the heading of 'humorous poetry'.
Many struggling readers are embarrassed to read aloud. They are often intimidated or bored by texts that reading specialists require them to practice. So, instead of catching up, they are falling further behind. This handbook filled with poetry reading lessons can help turn struggling readers into happy readers.
Short Funny Love Poems does not contain sonnets about socks or odes to odours. Instead, the book contains 64 hilarious love poems which will appeal to both men and women. Titles include 'Will You Still Love Me In Top Shop?', 'I Love You More Than Star Trek', 'We Nearly Went to Venice', Don't Tell Your Date She Looks Like Noddy' and 'I Want You To Be Happy, But I Didn't Mean With Him!'. Lines include 'I love you more than swear words love to duet with Adele' and 'You married me for treacle. I married you for slime.' This is George Stanworth's 4th collection of poetry following on from 'Crazy Old World', 'Your Sax Is On Fire' and 'A Floristry of Palpitations.' George has previously performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as well as The Poetry Cafe in Covent Garden. George was also a finalist in the 'Lyrics Only' section of the 2014 UK Songwriting Competition. www.shortfunnypoems.co.uk