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Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good
Packed with doodles and cartoons, here is the diary of Loki as he’s trapped on earth as a petulant eleven-year-old—and even worse, annoying thunder god Thor is there, too. After one prank too many, trickster god Loki has been banished to live as a kid on earth. If he can show moral improvement within one month, he can return to Asgard. If he can't? Eternity in a pit of angry snakes. Rude! To keep track of Loki’s progress, king Odin (a bossy poo-poo head) gives him this magical diary in which Loki is forced to confess the truth, even when that truth is as ugly as a naked mole rat. To make matters worse, Loki has to put up with an eleven-year-old Thor tagging along and making him look bad. Loki is not even allowed to use his awesome godly powers! As Loki suffers the misery of school lunch, discovers the magic of internet videos, and keeps watch for frost giant spies, will he finally learn to tell good from bad, trust from tricks, and friends from enemies? Louie Stowell’s witty text and hysterical drawings will keep readers in stitches from start to finish.
Writers' & Artists' Guide to Self-Publishing
Self-publishing is a growing area and writers need independent and reliable advice they can trust. This guide is full of practical, nuts-and-bolts information on each aspect of the DIY-publishing process, from editing and page layout, cover design and book production, publicity and selling. Each chapter is written by publishing professionals expert in supporting authors and is full of insights from successful self-published authors themselves. This guide is essential reading for any indie author who wants to go it totally alone, who wants to work with other independent professionals or who might choose to pay for self-publishing provider services. It gives the pros and cons and potential financial outlay for the various options available so writers can make informed decisions about the best approach for their own book.
The Misenchanted Sword
Ethshar and the Northern Empire have been at war for hundreds of years. No one remembers why anymore or over what. No one dreams it could ever end until a wizard creates a sword that makes its user unbeatable.
A Confederacy of Dunces
One of the BBC's '100 Novels That Shaped Our World' 'My favourite book of all time... it stays with you long after you have read it - for your whole life, in fact' Billy Connolly A monument to sloth, rant and contempt, a behemoth of fat, flatulence and furious suspicion of anything modern - this is Ignatius J. Reilly of New Orleans, noble crusader against a world of dunces. The ordinary folk of New Orleans seem to think he is unhinged. Ignatius ignores them, heaving his vast bulk through the city's fleshpots in a noble crusade against vice, modernity and ignorance. But his momma has a nasty surprise in store for him: Ignatius must get a job. Undaunted, he uses his new-found employment to further his mission - and now he has a pirate costume and a hot-dog cart to do it with... Never published during his lifetime, John Kennedy Toole's hilarious satire, A Confederacy of Dunces is a Don Quixote for the modern age, and this Penguin Modern Classics edition includes a foreword by Walker Percy. 'A pungent work of slapstick, satire and intellectual incongruities ... it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue' The New York Times
Valiance
A Cord Silver and Invisible A brave young woman and her griffin test the bounds and meaning of friendship, freedom, and loyalty, but will they be able to keep all three? A Sacrifice of Blood and Future The timid son of a renowned female warrior faces an unimaginable foe, but to save the day could cost everything. The Sword’s Squire Led by a possessed ancient family sword, a hopeful squire must prove her mettle to join a holy order of knights. Many vie for such an honor, but few are worthy. Lives Beyond the Portal When her life is at its bleakest, a girl discovers a magical portal in her basement. How many lives can one person have? A Particularly Powerful Lunar Event, a Completely True Sto...
Wide Publishing for Authors
You’ve published your book… …but is it reaching its full potential? How can you connect with more readers and expand your reach? Wide Publishing for Authors provides a comprehensive roadmap to getting books into more stores and libraries, reaching a global audience of readers. Whether you're an indie author or looking to break free from exclusivity, Dale L. Roberts provides actionable strategies to help you distribute your books across multiple platforms and maximize your impact. What’s the secret to getting your book into more stores and libraries? Short Answer: Wide publishing strategies and expert guidance. This easy-to-read guide dives deep into the publishing process, offering p...
Love Me Like You Mean It
Normal people eat ice-cream when they've had a bad day. Emma goes wedding dress shopping. Emma gets caught trying on wedding dresses in a bridal boutique by an old frenemy. Too ashamed to admit she's not actually getting married, she comes up with the lie of all lies, that spirals out of control–– with hilarious consequences. A fake fiancé, friends-to-lovers romantic comedy with all of the feels. Light, fun, sweet romantic comedy. HEA.
On Writing
There is a reason why Stephen King is one of the bestselling writers in the world, ever. Described in the Guardian as 'the most remarkable storyteller in modern American literature', Stephen King writes books that draw you in and are impossible to put down. Part memoir, part master class by one of the bestselling authors of all time, this superb volume is a revealing and practical view of the writer's craft, comprising the basic tools of the trade every writer must have. King's advice is grounded in the vivid memories from childhood through his emergence as a writer, from his struggling early career to his widely reported, near-fatal accident in 1999 - and how the inextricable link between writing and living spurred his recovery.
Self-Publishing for Authors
Want to Publish a book, but don't know where to start? You can do it yourself! In this book, I will walk you through how to get setup and publish your book to all the retailers. This a step-by-step publishing guide is much more than a how-to publish book. First, I start with the writing process from plotting to writing, editing, cover design, formatting, blurb writing, then move into the publishing process, including how to get your book onto as many retailers as possible. Here you will find a book that talks about more than just the great 'Zon and eBooks. I walk you through setting up paperbacks and audio books as well. Want to sell directly to your customers? Want to get into some of the smaller stores and libraries? Want to learn a bit of information on book marketing? This book has it all. If you're wanting to get your book out there, but you need a step-by-step guide, including pictures, to help you understand the process, look no further! I've broken this down to help you understand every step of the process! Buy this book on Self-Publishing to get your book out to the world today!
