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In New Year, Same You you'll find lots of laugh-out-loud humour to brighten your day (or not). Filled with words from the wise, this is the perfect book for grumps everywhere.
A book which ties in with the BBC's revival of the 1970s show, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), which introduced television's first ghost detective, who helped his very-much-alive partner to solve baffling cases.
"I want to build a team that's invincible, so they'll have to send a team from Mars to beat us." Bill ShanklyLiverpool's place in English football's hierarchy is recognized around the world and almost every high-profile star on the move gets linked with the Anfield club. From Alan Hansen and Graeme Souness through to Michael Owen, Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp, and Steven Gerrard, few clubs can boast as many people with so much to say for themselvesespecially in the case of ex-manager Bill Shankly, football's most quoted man. All can be found here, in this wonderfully compact fan fantasy!
Would you Adam and Eve it? Over a hundred years after it was first heard on the streets of Ye Olde London Towne, Cockney rhyming slang is still going strong, and this book contains the most comprehensive and entertaining guide yet. Presented in an easy-to-read A to Z format, it explains the meaning of hundreds of terms, from old favourites such as apples and pears (stairs) and plates of meat (feet) to the more obscure band of hope (soap) and cuts and scratches (matches) through to modern classics such as Anthea Turner (earner) and Ashley Cole (own goal), as well as providing fascinating background info and curious Cockney facts throughout. Also included are a series of language tests so that readers can brush up on their newfound knowledge on their way to becoming a true Cockney Geezer. All in all, The Ultimate Cockney Geezer's Guide to Rhyming Slang is well worth your bread and honey to have a butcher's.
The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.
A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
The classic pocket guide to the language of London. This wonderful little guide to cockney rhyming slang contains over 1,700 old and new rhymes translated from Cockney to English and English to Cockney, including: Custard and jelly - telly Hot cross bun - nun Lemon tart - smart Rock ānā roll - dole Sticky toffee - coffee ...and many more. Master the art of the Cockney rhyme and discover the Cockney origins of common British phrases.
this intricate tour of Sun Hill Police Station, room by room, reveals even more about London's busiest crime fighters than you will ever see on screen. the finger search of Sun Hill combs through the CID Office, the DI's Office, the DCI's office, the Uniform Room, the Sergeant's Office, the Inspector's Office, the Superintendent's Office, the cells and then across Canley to the Courtroom. We discover all sorts of fascinating documents including witness statements, Bob Cryer's firearms card, a letter confirming Jim Carver's return to Uniform under tenure and much more. Geoff tibballs threads it all together to paint a dramatic and detailed history of the station, piecing together the stories of the constables and detectives who have passed through from the evidence they have left behind.
Although Tibet and Nepal were initially forbidden to explorers so that the elusive peak remained a distant vision through the Himalayan clouds, the challenge captured the imagination of the world's mountaineers.
More than 10,000 stories and jokes, limericks and one-liners, put-downs and puns in the ultimate, most comprehensive compendium of humor ever compiled. From boners and groaners to classic shaggy-dog stories and jokes for roasts and toasts, virtually every form of verbal humor on a whole raft of topics is represented in this not totally politically correct but always devilishly diverting collection of ticklers and howlers for any occasion. Humorous quotations, epigrams and epitaphs, newspaper misprints, misleading headlines ("MAGISTRATES MAY ACT ON INDECENT SHOWS"), limericks, puns, and the darnedest things said by kids ("a fjord is a Scandinavian car") also appear among the volume's ten thou...