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Giantess Globalist Sperm War
A dirty bomb has been dropped and humanity is forever changed. The boys who didn't die stayed the same but the women grew into giantesses--walking gods as tall as the mountains. To remake a new and better world, all post-pubescent men were eaten and killed, and the remaining boys were rounded up to live in The Pen and learn to become better men. One of those boys, Tyson, waits on Eve Night--the night before the giantesses select who will be reborn through their womb. Men themselves are now sperm and each giantess selects ten of their favorite men to go inside her and compete to be the winner--reborn as a baby. Tyson wants the childhood that was taken away from him during World War III, but he must learn to work, fight, and help the 9 others if he wants to be a baby again. "De Sandra creates a world that plays with edible men, female anatomy, and misandry. This is the giantess fetish at its most lurid and comical, while quietly illustrating the poignant isolation of divided gender." Devora Gray, Author of Human Furniture and the Quest for the Perfect Woman
Giantess Globalist Sperm War
In a future maybe not so distant from today, a dirty bomb has been dropped and humanity is forever changed. The boys who didn't die stayed the same but the women grew into giantesses--walking gods as tall as the mountains. To remake a new and better world, all post-pubescent men were eaten and killed, and the boys who were left were rounded up to live in The Pen and learn to become better men. One of those boys, Tyson, waits on Eve Night--the night before the giantess select who will be reborn through their womb. Men themselves are now the sperm and each giantess selects ten of their favorite men to enter the giant vagina and compete to be the winner and reborn as a baby. Tyson wants the childhood that was taken away from him during World War III, but he must learn to work, fight, and help the 9 others if he wants to be a baby again. "De Sandra creates a world that plays with edible men, female anatomy, misandry, and what would happen if Beyoncé was as big as a skyscraper. This is giantess fetish at its most lurid and comical, while quietly illustrating the poignant isolation of divided gender."Devora Gray, Author of Human Furniture and the Quest for the Perfect Woman
City on Fire: a Novelette
You probably wanted to read the 944 page epic City On Fire. You were about to make a poor decision, because this book is better and more important. It tells the world's biggest secret. That esteemed book is only propaganda and lies of NYC reptilian lizard people publishing industry. In this book you will learn the truth of the bukkake blackout of 77 and how the Amazon snake people are in a deadly war with the reptilian publishing industry for our soul, sex, and stories.Mandy De Sandra's work has been mentioned and praised in Jezebel, VICE, Gawker, Vocativ, AV Club, Edge, and the Huffington Post.
David Cameron and the Pig People of Cornwall
When David Cameron takes yet another holiday to Cornwall, he enjoys some time at the beach while his wife writes Dr. Who/Dalek erotic slash fiction on her IPhone. It is a jolly good holiday until Cameron sees beachgoers looking at him and laughing. He checks Twitter and sees #piggate is trending and he is taken back to the time when the encounter first happened.David leaves his wife while she writes her Dalek gang bang scene and goes to the scene of the crime where he will encounter something that even Dr. Who wouldn't be able to handle. In a 6,000 word erotica chapbook that is part Three Little Pigs and part 120 Days of Sodom, Mandy De Sandra, author of "Ravished by Reagansaurus" and "Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick" has delivered yet another naughty gay Bizarro Erotica. Featuring alien pig double anal, werewolf bukkake, dwarf tossing off, butt pig babies, snout cock sucking, alien butt pregnancy, cock and ball torture, and galactic communist cock sucking.
David Foster Wallace's Footnotes F'd Me in the Butt
This is the most important short story of the 21st Century. The university of Mars' MFA program will teach classes on the brilliance of Mandy De Sandra's work. The stories in this collection are full of humanity, Gnostic Enlightenment, and can very well lead to spiritual singularity.
Strange Sex 3
Have you ever felt the urge to fuck the photocopier at work? Or maybe you're obsessed with panda sex. Perhaps you have a bomb in your cunt, or better yet, you have the Demon Vibrator of Eden in there. Whatever your taste, STRANGE SEX 3 has the scratch for your itch. John Bruni, author of DONG OF FRANKENSTEIN, has gathered together the craziest perverts in the industry, and they have given us the most fucked up erotica you're ever likely to read. From Mandy De Sandra (KIRK CAMERON AND THE CROCODUCK OF CHAOS MAGICK) to Mike Lombardo (I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE DOOMSDAY) to Jeff O'Brien (the BIGBOOBENSTEIN series) to Danger_Slater (I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU) and many more, STRANGE SEX 3 will leave your brain dripping with sexual satisfaction.
Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick
Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. Including stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in The Bass: An AutoCorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Romance Conference, and The Infinite Jest of Picking Porn Titles *** Reviews "Sandra's writing is so incredibly vivid that I can almost hear the crocoduck squealing in pleasure..." Jezebel "Mandy De Sandra's Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick is a 7,500-word tale of revenge that skewers Cameron's anti-gay, anti-evolution agenda by having him give a Crocoduck a blowjob and fuck a morphing Jesus made out of cheese right in its cheesy stigmata-holes." Gawker .."oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ "What the fuck is this book?" Chuck Wendig
Ravished by Chris Roberts' 1-Star Reviews
Troll! Asshole! Schmuck! Cum drunk? Many negative phrases are associated with the 1-Star Reviewer Chris Roberts. The man who claims to have divine talent and must bring wrath to all writers, past, present, and future haunts Goodreads and all author's ratings. But that is only half the story... In Mandy De Sandra's latest tale of Bizarro Erotica, Weird Science meets The Dead Poet's Society with hot Gnostic bi-sexual fucking. Featuring threesome cumming, Franzen ass fingering, Throbbing Proust penis man on man anal sex, David Foster Wallace cream pie, and one star review rim jobs.
Kirk Cameron and the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick
Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. A 7,500 word novellete of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex. Including other stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in the Bass: An Autocorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Conf...
Fox News Fuckfest
"This novella could be the crowning achievement of American literature created during our generation."Jezebel .."oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ Fox News thought it would be just be another day at the office. They thought wrong! The Liberal Radicals teamed up with the teamsters to poison the Fox News water supply with a designer drug that makes them act out their most deviant sexual fantasies. The drug spreads through the halls of Fox News until it turns into A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest. In Mandy De Sandra's tenth book, she tells her most epic Bizarro Political Erotica yet. It is Tom Rachman's The Imperfectionists meets gonzo Hustler porn featuring: Lou Dobbs Mexican omelette cum craving, Scientology creation squirt story, Stevia Shaker sex, Emmy Award masturbation, Patriotic facials, DVDA tax cut fucks, Republican rim jobs, Bill O'Reilly vibrator roller coaster, and the cumming of the Alpha Billionare Buttrons.
