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Many journals exist to encourage and provoke inspirational activity in the artistically and creatively inclined. But what is out there for those paralysed with bitterness and an overwhelming desire to push people over? F**k This Journal faecally pollutes all over the notion of positive creative encouragement and instead uses anger and resentment as the pointy stick to goad their inner artistic pursuits. With 'testimonials' from famous creative types through history, inspiring instructions to spur your bitter creative core and lots of blank space to exhort your artistic spirit and save costs, F**k This Journal liberally takes the wee out of twee inspiration journals and forges its own path into the brooding heart of darkness that is 'Cre-hate-tivity'. With added fun!
'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people. The Sellotape end Unlocatable it seems Christmas is cancelled How many gin tins Is decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splash My Hobnob falls to pieces My tea is sullied Every houseplant Suffers a slow painful death I am a monster You're at the seaside A seagull eyes your Magnum You won't win that fight
'Very funny book alert!' Nina Stibbe, author of Love, Nina 'Made me chuckle heartily!' Greg Jenner, author of A Million Years Years in a Day 'It's such a good idea. Were it not for my excellent bladder control, I would have weed myself' Stuart Heritage From God ‘Best Size for a Bang?’ via Dickens ‘Things Urchins Say’, Henry VIII 'Breaking Bad News to women from Cleeves' and Karl Marx 'Cheating at Monopoly', here are the greatest moments from history as told through internet search histories. Following on from classic humour titles such as 1066 and all that and An Utterly Impartial History of Britain comes Dale Shaw's brilliant new take on all the funniest moments from the past - the perfect gift for any history buff who wants a chuckle.
A collection of remarkable and completely made-up correspondence from the great and the good across history.
CHANGES IN U.S. COTTON PRODUCTION PATTERNS; AGRICULTURAL PROGRAMS AFFECTING COTTON; COTTON PRODUCTION PRACTICES AND COSTS; COTTON MARKETING SERVICES FROM FARM TO TEXTILE MILL; REGIONAL CHARACTERISTICS OF COTTON MARKETING; DEVELOPMENT OF U.S. TEXTILE INDUSTRY; CONSUMPTION OF COTTON.
In this sequel to The Prisoner of Orchard Bend, a killer lurks in the shadows of a small town. Two women, lost and separated by decades, must fight to survive as darkness closes in around each of them. The past never really goes away. Death is sometimes just the beginning.
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